its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
