Nicole vs. Life
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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