gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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