I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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