There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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