Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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