no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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