Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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