We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize