I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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