My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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