i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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