Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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