yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
