at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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