no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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