2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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