Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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