dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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