This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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