She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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