Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
