About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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