He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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