her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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