Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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