Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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