He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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