i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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