I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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