He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
