If that was your dad, he is hot
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
