All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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