people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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