we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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