That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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