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He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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