Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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