That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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