he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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