he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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