the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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