Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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