id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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