Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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