Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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