At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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