Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
