its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In other news, I just burned my penis
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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