Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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